BEST OF LIP SERVICE
I was taking a listen to the “Best of Lip Service” cd we’ll have available for you guys very very soon, and there’s some pretty funny stuff on there. I got so excited I had to post a preview of what you can expect:
“I got a girl downstairs that will punch her in the face when she walks out.”
SAIGON
“Baby, put on this robe. You see this view? You’re only gonna see this once – look from over there to waaaaay over there.”
RICK ROSS
“I didn’t say that I don’t suck dick, I don’t suck a lot of dick. There’s people that just suck dick for no reason.”
REMY MA
“I know the reason why men cheat. If a man got with a woman and the woman says ‘go ahead and do what the fuck you wanna do,’ if he’s free to do what he wanna do he’s not gonna want to do it.”
FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR
“I have honestly put on a dildo and did it to a dude in the butt.”
GLORIA VELEZ
“Listen, I’mma always nut whether it’s alright or not…because if it ain’t alright I’m gonna hop out and finish myself.”
JOE BUDDEN
“They be like, ‘I like that gangsta dick you got.’ All the girls say that.”
GUCCI MANE
“I be gettin’ this NFL head from this NFL bitch. Her man is in the NFL. I ain’t gonna say no teams or nothing. That’s why I don’t kiss; I be slaughtering her mouth and I know when he come off the road he kiss her in the mouth and I just feel sorry.”
RICH BOY
He said, ‘I’m gonna kill you, I’m gonna kill him, and then I’m gonna kill myself.”
CARMEN BRYAN
“I was just like ‘Wow, somebody’s girl is shaving my balls.’”
FABOLOUS
“If I start dating somebody for the first time – it’s new – I’ll kill him. I’ll kill him sexually.”
LADY SAW
“Do you like to have fun? Do you like to party? Do you like to drink? Well, you would love to get supermanned.”
SOULJA BOY
“The funny thing is that there’s a big fantasy with certain white men that love to talk about big black cocks and getting gangbanged in the projects.”
DOMINA ALEXA
“Down the street from my house I was fucking this whole family when I was like 10. I was fucking the little sister that was 8, I was fucking the sister that was 12, fucking the sister that was 16, and I think the mama wanted to give me some pussy.”
DAVID BANNER
“I wouldn’t want to say where I’m staying at though because I don’t want nobody outside with a lot of Vaseline, you know, waiting downstairs.”
TRU LIFE
“I had pubic hair at a young age. I’m a hairy ass nigga.”
TONY YAYO
“If you watch the white porn they really get into it. The girls, they really get into the blow job scenes. Now the black people, they act like they at home sometimes, like just with their boyfriend, just to be honest. So if I’m gonna watch porn, I’m gonna watch the whitest white girl and the white guy.”
INDIA
“We used to always play casino and games like that so from sitting on each other’s bunks, one of us had it and transferred it. So I caught crabs, but not by no girl.”
CAPONE
“I just told you where the line is at. A fingernail up the butt and all that, that’ll get your hand chopped off over here.”
CHARLIE MURPHY
“Let me spread my legs a little wider, let me spread my lips a little wider…can you stick your finger in me please? I want 2, now give me 3.”
HEATHER HUNTER
“You know you have them ones that try to do it wrong so you can tell them to stop…I don’t tell them to stop though.”
HURICANE CHRIS
“Wow, they told me to prepare for the show but shit on the dick is pretty…”
PHAROAH MONCH
“Nah, I just masturbate all day anyway, So when you see me go on in the bathroom, I’m handling some business.”
PAUL WALL
“I learned a lot of things that a lot of guys don’t know. I learned just the whole area, how it works, what’s stimulating, what’s not stimulating, what women don’t like, what they do like…”
CARL THOMAS